even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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