"it" just moved
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Randomize
