Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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