She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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