Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
