He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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