To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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