today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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