Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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