I love black thongs
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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