you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
