I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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