kristin has been a bad kristin
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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