mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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