it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
handjob tips. give me some.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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