I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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