Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She bit a glass in half.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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