I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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