marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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