Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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