So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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