People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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