i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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