Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
