god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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