i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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