Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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