My sheets look like a crime scene.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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