But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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