just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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