Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
either way he was missing a nipple.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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