Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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