Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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