we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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