I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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