Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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