I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
