I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
That's intense
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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