I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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