I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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