Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
sex in a hospital.. check
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
