I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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