Pappa wants mamma naked
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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