he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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