I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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