Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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