Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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