Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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