Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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