Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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