The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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