i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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