Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Let's get the cat blown out
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize