Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
