Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she told me i tasted like america
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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