I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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